Let’s observe a minute of silence in this blog for two heroes who have finally perished after fighting for months. They were two brave souls who went down fighting till the end!
Track down this murderer….
I’ve just spent the last one hour in the bathroom, freshly showered, scrubbing away at a really, really gross watery grave I found my final two so-called pets floating belly-up in. Gosh, it still gives me the creeps to think of the algae-infested aquarium that naturally didn’t smell too good!
He must be found…
I grew up with a black mongrel called Blackie of which I was terrified! Blackie was more of a guard dog for the house and lived in a kennel outside. All I remember of Blackie was memories of me peeping at him then fleeing the minute he barked.
Blackie got poisoned by thiefs who tried to break into our house and for a while, we were pet-less till an aunt gave us a terribly cute but naughty puppy we called Snoopy. Snoopy was also a mongrel but a terribly cute and very naughty one. Again, for some reason, I was terrified of Snoopy and those times he managed to squeeze through the wire and run into the house, I would leap screaming onto the chair till someone removed him! Snoopy got given away after that when he got too naughty and that was the end of any attempt to have pets in my childhood!
Hunt down this animal….
Many years on, I finally decided to give pets another go. Keeping animals can’t be that hard, can it? I have friends who are so in love with their pets and I figured I was probably missing out on something! I figured keeping fish shouldn’t be too difficult. I like fish and I like watching them. I just never knew how much trouble they’ll be!
J gave me 2 fighting fish to start me off and promised me they were hardy little critters. For a while, I was thrilled and watched them almost everyday and even added on 2 more, out of my own accord! After a while, neglect took over and it wasn’t too long when they were all belly-up!
Next I tried with guppies. Anyone tried keeping these hardy, drain fish before? Can’t be too hard right? Erm no…I was actually doing quite well with them. They had started to breed, started having babies (buppies, I called them) then for various reasons, they too start turning belly-up! Oops….
My last attempt was with these two heros I caught in a Japanese game which involved catching fat little goldfish with a paper net. They were quite cute little critters, wobbling around the tank with their big tummies. That was until of course the attention span has run its course and they started having to survive in an algae-infested tank with either feast (when I remember) or famine (when I forget).
That runs to ground…
I’m a bad bad girl when it comes to pets
Am doing much better off with my adopted dog whom I sponsor! And so herewith ends my “bond” with pets of any kind! I’ll just admire them from afar, like Wuching’s goldfish, thank you very much!
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Oh my! That sounds a wee bit like me when I had my hamsters… I was so lazy about cleaning it out (supposed to be twice a week but only happened about once every 1 1/2 weeks) so the poor things would smell sometimes! But I always fed them regularly until the day they died of old age.
PE says: Good on you! My so-called pets usually died of neglect caused by a terrible case of short-attention span-ness
Oh no!!! How could you do that to poor fishies?!!! *WEEPS OPENLY AND UNASHAMEDLY*
How can?!! Repent! Repent! NO more curry chicken for you!
PE says: I know…me bad! *stands in a corner and weeps into plain kosong rice*
oh dear, those poor critters! maybe you should start easy with plants, and if they stay alive for more than 3 months, then back to critters? I’m giving plants a go and 2 out of 7 died liao… *sob*
PE says: Good luck with your plants! 2 out of 7 isn’t that bad a statistic as my 100% death rate so cheer up, you’re doing pretty well
Btw, I don’t have green fingers either so better not add plants to my statistics as well.
I can’t keep pets too, but I am adamant I need a doggy when we move into a house!
But I am itching to try again…
As for plants, I have killed all of them – even cactus
PE says: Good luck with your doggie
Doggies are harder to neglect…cos they’re big and noticeable
My guppies, gold fish and even the most hardy bottom-dweller sucker fish all perished so I figured that I cannot keep fish. I now have 2 cats and some nice green leafy plants. PE try again ok?
PE says: I never knew keeping fish came with a warning label!
I stick to my theory that there are 2 kinds of people in the world – pet people and non-pet people. Think I belong in the latter so I’ll just watch them from afar or in a zoo! Much safer for both animal and me!
Aiya pet shop no business from PE :p but zoos and marine parks sure can charge you entrance fees
PE says: Would much prefer to pay for zoos and marine parks!