Frog Tales #1
Once upon a time there lived some muppets in Muppetland who had a large Frog who presided over them. The muppets used to think he was quite good as he came with a very impressive history and background. However, over time, some of the smarter muppets started to realise that he didn’t seem to know what he was supposed to and started getting rather pissed off as he was eating a very large slice of pie to do nothing much at all.
One day, a Little Pink Muppet had to accompany MuppetBoss and Frog on a business daytrip. The meetings went well and the muppets were soon on their way home. The plane landed and Little Pink Muppet rushed out, eager to return home. While waiting for her ride outside, she noticed Frog coming out, beaming from ear to ear. When asked, she was told that MuppetBoss had offered him a ride home in his swanky car.
Little Pink Muppet said okay and when her ride came in a much smaller car, waved at Frog and turned to go. At that moment, Frog was on the phone but he motioned for Little Pink Muppet to wait. Thinking that it was something urgent, she stupidly stayed back and waited for him to finish his call.
When he did, he came over, jostled her with his elbow and said:
I’m so glad that my ride is better than yours
Little Pink Muppet stared at him, speechless while he gave this horrid laugh and turned away. What a WTF moment (pardon my French!) which was totally uncalled for, even if meant as a joke!
How RUDE!
What would you have done?!
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Kicked him in the balls. But then, it would have been hard to find them
PE says: Yeah, his fat tummy conceals them
Pretty hard to say. But my guess is I would have been speechless and not been able to find a quick (and witty!) retort to that frog. Still can’t, actually. Heh.
PE says: Neither could I find a quick retort at that time. Although sis told me I should have told him, “At least I don’t need to kiss ass for my ride!” That would have clinched it!
say, “at least my ride arrived earlier than yours!!”
PE says: That’s a good retort! I only wish I had the presence of mind to think of it at that time!
How absolutely RUDE! I can’t believe this sort of people exist in our midst!
PE says: I know! Absolutely pompous and arrogant. He always makes these sort of remarks, probably in jest without realising they are in terribly bad taste.
Il tres impoli et stupide!! Grosse vache!!
(He is very rude and stupid!!Fat cow!!)
Pardon ma francaise.
PE says: Oui oui!
You’re pardoned, btw!